Seeing 12 year olds post about being heartbroken:
Me years later:
Daughter: Mom, I found this old book. Can I read it?
Me: Of course you can. Which book is this?
Daughter: The Hunger Games, or something like this
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter:
Me: Katniss, call your brothers Peeta and Gale. Mommy is going to tell you a story.
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
- Kid: why do we have to learn this
- Math teacher: because fuck you
I wish people looked at me and thought ‘wow’
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